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Computer Haiku

Courtesy of the Washington Post, Dallas Morning News, Tuesday, October 6, 1998, Page 5F

  • Windows NT Crashed
    I am the Blue Screen of Death
    Ho one hears your screams.
  • The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao, until
    You bring fresh toner.
  • To have no errors
    Would be life without meaning.
    No struggle, no joy.
  • The code was willing.
    It considered your request,
    But the chips were weak.
  • Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent and reboot.
    Order shall return.
  • Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.