Reasons To Go To Work Naked

  • No one ever steals your chair.
  • Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
  • Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
  • People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
  • You want to see if it's like the dream.
  • To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
  • "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."